iPhone - Lyrics

I had an iPhone, shiny and bright,

It danced and it sang, what a silly sight!

But when I asked it, “What’s the time?”

It said, “Let’s play a game, it’s party time!”

I tapped and I swiped, oh what a thrill,

But it just giggled and said, “Chill, chill, chill!”

It showed me a cat wearing a hat,

And told me to dance like a wiggly rat.

I said, “Oh iPhone, please tell me a joke!”

It replied with a pun, and I nearly choked!“

Why did the phone go to school today?

To improve its texting in a smart way!”

It beeped and it booped, then sang a sweet tune,

Made a silly face, like a cartoon raccoon.

It challenged me to a race on the floor,

But tripped on a charger, and rolled out the door!

So if you have an iPhone, give it a try,

Just don’t ask it questions, or it might reply,

With silly songs and a funny cheer,

Your iPhone’s your buddy, always near!

When bedtime comes and the day is done,

It whispers goodnight, “Let’s have some fun!"

So hold it close, let it brighten your day,

With a silly iPhone, it’s always play!